I don't know why you're here so let's figure that out real quick. 

• Looking to learn a little bit about me? I do have a brag about page.

• Are you here because you want to work with me? Here's that page.

• Are you here because you want to read some personal writing? Sure, here you go.

• Want to see some pictures? Who doesn't love some pictures? Click here for that.

• Don't like this site and would prefer something a little more sanitized? Here are some other places to find me.

If you have any questions, you can reach out to me directly. Just send a note to hey@lance.fm and I'll try to get back to you quickly.